WNW Launches a Swag Shop
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For perhaps our greatest act of generosity, we're selling out. That's right. The Working Not Working Shop is here. We're finally giving our members the chance to stylishly rep the WNW brand and pay us handsomely for the honor. We're talkin' bucket hats, we're talkin' five-panel caps. Working Not Working is a movement for all. We're not ageist either. We're talkin' Pooping Not Pooping onesies for your babies, we're talking Playing Not Playing tees for your kids. All in a classic black-on-white or white-on-black that will have other parents jealous that their offspring aren't as refined as yours.
Ready to update your status to Available in person? Your body is your billboard. We're talkin' shirts with a W-9 printed on the back for all you freelancers. We've also got long sleeves, hoodies, and other apparel designed by WNW Hall-of-Famers like Jen Mussari, Ricardo Gonzalez, Jon Contino, and Juan Carlos Pagan.
The WNW Shop is a way for us to finally put a price on how great you think we are. But it's also for you to show off to your friends how much better you are than them. "I lie upon this Working Not Working beach towel because I'm an elite creative who makes her own hours. Now if you'll excuse me, you're blocking my sun." Burn easily? Try this one: "I served you coffee in this Drinking Not Drinking mug so you weren't so surprised by the alcohol." Get enough energy from being insanely talented? You'll like this: "I let you borrow my 'Working' pillow so you could rest your head on my laurels."
The point is there's a ton of great goods at the WNW shop that we know you'll enjoy. Have an idea for WNW swag that we didn't think of yet? Let us know in the comments below.